Monday, 10 September 2012

Safety jokes and funny stories

safety jokes, funny stories: Welcome to Health and Safety Jokes.

A collection of safety jokes, mostly old ones and the origins are unknown. Some have been rewritten for "safetyphoto"

Joke Ratings and Safety

All jokes containing humorous, sarcastic, parodical, and /or satirical passages, or any other jokes not intended to be taken seriously must be labeled prominently in the header as follows:

The Subject header must contain at some point, the string "HA!".
The Keywords line shall contain a summary of the hazard levels present in the joke, ranked on a scale of 0-5 in the following categories, in the order:
humor,
sarcasm,
satire:

No hazard
Slight hazard
Moderate hazard
Extreme hazard
Critical hazard

Any jokes not assessed will be deemed lazy and incompetent management

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